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MacBinary | 1996-10-22 | 1.6 KB | [clpt/drag] |
Confidence | Program | Detection | Match Type | Support |
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10% | dexvert | MacBinary (archive/macBinary) | fallback | Supported |
100% | file | MacBinary II, inited, Mon Oct 21 17:01:24 1996, modified Mon Oct 21 21:07:28 1996, creator 'drag', type 'clpt' "The BMW Accident", at 0x80 1441 bytes resource Apple HFS/HFS+ resource fork, map offset 0x533, map length 0x6e, data length 0x433, nextResourceMap 0x1e16454, fileRef 0x16c6, list offset 0x1c, name offset 0x6e, 4 types, 0x54455854 'TEXT' * 1 resource offset 0x22 | default (weak) | |
99% | file | data | default | |
74% | TrID | Mac Text clippings (MacBinary) | default | |
25% | TrID | MacBinary 2 | default (weak) | |
100% | siegfried | fmt/1762 MacBinary (II) | default | |
100% | lsar | MacBinary | default |
id metadata | |
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key | value |
macFileType | [clpt] |
macFileCreator | [drag] |
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|00000000| 00 10 54 68 65 20 42 4d | 57 20 41 63 63 69 64 65 |..The BM|W Accide|
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|00000040| 00 63 6c 70 74 64 72 61 | 67 01 00 00 00 00 00 00 |.clptdra|g.......|
|00000050| 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 | 00 05 a1 ae 91 95 24 ae |........|......$.|
|00000060| 91 ce d0 00 00 00 00 00 | 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 |........|........|
|00000070| 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 | 00 00 81 81 93 17 00 00 |........|........|
|00000080| 00 00 01 00 00 00 05 33 | 00 00 04 33 00 00 00 6e |.......3|...3...n|
|00000090| 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 | 3b 00 03 00 fe ff 09 00 |........|;.......|
|000000a0| 06 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 | 00 00 00 00 01 00 00 00 |........|........|
|000000b0| 10 54 68 65 20 42 4d 57 | 20 41 63 63 69 64 65 6e |.The BMW| Acciden|
|000000c0| 74 65 02 00 00 00 63 6c | 70 74 64 72 61 67 01 00 |te....cl|ptdrag..|
|000000d0| 00 00 63 6c 70 74 64 72 | 61 67 01 00 00 68 00 8a |..clptdr|ag...h..|
|000000e0| 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 | 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 |........|........|
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|00000170| ff ff ff ff ff ff ff ff | ff ff ff ff ff ff ff ff |........|........|
|00000180| 00 00 02 d7 4a 75 73 74 | 20 61 73 20 61 20 79 75 |....Just| as a yu|
|00000190| 70 70 69 65 20 77 61 73 | 20 6f 70 65 6e 69 6e 67 |ppie was| opening|
|000001a0| 20 74 68 65 20 64 6f 6f | 72 20 6f 66 20 68 69 73 | the doo|r of his|
|000001b0| 20 42 4d 57 2c 20 61 20 | 63 61 72 20 63 61 6d 65 | BMW, a |car came|
|000001c0| 20 61 6c 6f 6e 67 20 73 | 75 64 64 65 6e 6c 79 20 | along s|uddenly |
|000001d0| 61 6e 64 20 68 69 74 20 | 74 68 65 20 64 6f 6f 72 |and hit |the door|
|000001e0| 2c 20 72 69 70 70 69 6e | 67 20 69 74 20 6f 66 66 |, rippin|g it off|
|000001f0| 20 63 6f 6d 70 6c 65 74 | 65 6c 79 2e 20 41 20 70 | complet|ely. A p|
|00000200| 6f 6c 69 63 65 6d 61 6e | 20 61 72 72 69 76 65 64 |oliceman| arrived|
|00000210| 20 61 74 20 74 68 65 20 | 73 63 65 6e 65 2e 0d 0d | at the |scene...|
|00000220| d2 4d 79 20 63 61 72 2c | 20 6d 79 20 63 61 72 21 |.My car,| my car!|
|00000230| d3 20 63 72 69 65 64 20 | 74 68 65 20 79 75 70 70 |. cried |the yupp|
|00000240| 69 65 2e 20 d2 4f 66 66 | 69 63 65 72 2c 20 6c 6f |ie. .Off|icer, lo|
|00000250| 6f 6b 20 77 68 61 74 20 | 74 68 65 79 d5 76 65 20 |ok what |they.ve |
|00000260| 64 6f 6e 65 20 74 6f 20 | 6d 79 20 42 65 65 65 65 |done to |my Beeee|
|00000270| 6d 65 72 21 21 21 d3 0d | 0d d2 59 6f 75 d5 72 65 |mer!!!..|..You.re|
|00000280| 20 73 6f 20 6d 61 74 65 | 72 69 61 6c 69 73 74 69 | so mate|rialisti|
|00000290| 63 2c 20 79 6f 75 20 6d | 61 6b 65 20 6d 65 20 73 |c, you m|ake me s|
|000002a0| 69 63 6b 21 21 21 d3 20 | 72 65 74 6f 72 74 65 64 |ick!!!. |retorted|
|000002b0| 20 74 68 65 20 6f 66 66 | 69 63 65 72 2e d2 59 6f | the off|icer..Yo|
|000002c0| 75 d5 72 65 20 73 6f 20 | 77 6f 72 72 69 65 64 20 |u.re so |worried |
|000002d0| 61 62 6f 75 74 20 79 6f | 75 72 20 73 74 75 70 69 |about yo|ur stupi|
|000002e0| 64 20 42 4d 57 2c 20 74 | 68 61 74 20 79 6f 75 20 |d BMW, t|hat you |
|000002f0| 64 69 64 6e d5 74 20 65 | 76 65 6e 20 6e 6f 74 69 |didn.t e|ven noti|
|00000300| 63 65 20 74 68 61 74 20 | 79 6f 75 72 20 6c 65 66 |ce that |your lef|
|00000310| 74 20 61 72 6d 20 77 61 | 73 20 72 69 70 70 65 64 |t arm wa|s ripped|
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|00000330| 69 65 20 6c 6f 6f 6b 65 | 64 20 64 6f 77 6e 20 61 |ie looke|d down a|
|00000340| 6e 64 20 64 69 73 63 6f | 76 65 72 65 64 20 74 68 |nd disco|vered th|
|00000350| 65 20 62 6c 6f 6f 64 79 | 20 73 70 6f 74 20 77 68 |e bloody| spot wh|
|00000360| 65 72 65 20 68 69 73 20 | 61 72 6d 20 68 61 64 20 |ere his |arm had |
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|00000390| 79 20 47 6f 64 2c 20 6e | 6f 21 d3 20 68 65 20 63 |y God, n|o!. he c|
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|000003b0| 65 6d 61 6e 20 70 75 74 | 20 61 77 61 79 20 68 69 |eman put| away hi|
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|000003d0| 75 65 73 73 20 6e 6f 77 | 20 79 6f 75 d5 76 65 20 |uess now| you.ve |
|000003e0| 6c 65 61 72 6e 65 64 20 | 61 20 6c 69 74 74 6c 65 |learned |a little|
|000003f0| 20 73 6f 6d 65 74 68 69 | 6e 67 20 61 62 6f 75 74 | somethi|ng about|
|00000400| 20 77 68 61 74 d5 73 20 | 69 6d 70 6f 72 74 61 6e | what.s |importan|
|00000410| 74 20 69 6e 20 6c 69 66 | 65 2e d3 0d 0d 42 75 74 |t in lif|e....But|
|00000420| 20 74 68 65 20 79 75 70 | 70 69 65 20 77 61 73 20 | the yup|pie was |
|00000430| 6e 6f 77 20 63 72 79 69 | 6e 67 20 68 61 72 64 65 |now cryi|ng harde|
|00000440| 72 20 74 68 61 6e 20 65 | 76 65 72 2e 20 0d 0d d2 |r than e|ver. ...|
|00000450| 4d 79 20 52 6f 6c 65 78 | 21 d3 0d 00 00 01 06 00 |My Rolex|!.......|
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|00000570| 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 | 02 54 45 58 54 00 00 01 |........|.TEXT...|
|00000580| 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 | 00 73 74 79 6c 00 00 01 |........|.styl...|
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